Privacy policy

We collect only what we need to ship your order, get paid, and make the site work better. We do not sell your data. We do not trade it. We do not whisper it to advertisers at night.

Your information is treated like the stuff everyone has that should never see daylight. The kind an intern once accidentally screen-shared, causing six people to audibly gasp, one person to disconnect their Wi-Fi, and HR to age ten years instantly. He lived. We still love him. But ever since that day, privacy is not a suggestion here.