FIIX began when a small group of humans, one time machine, and several extremely judgmental sharks collided in what experts now agree was “not supposed to happen.” Somewhere between an alien focus group, a failed experiment involving bubble gum stuck to a shoe, and a brief detour through the year 2047, we realized something was missing from the timeline: functional gum that actually worked.

The aliens were very clear about this. The sharks were less helpful but very confident. So we came back, fiixed the gum, fiixed the timeline, and created Fiix. That was the beginning of FIIX. Or possibly the end. Time travel is confusing like that. 

We have an agreement to never use the time machine again. And we probably won’t.

Probably.